Updated: Apr 22, 2020
Drinking promised: I don’t get drunk, I get awesome.
Drinking promised: Shut up, liver. You’re fine. Drinking promised: Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Drinking promised: Because alcohol tastes better than tears.
Drinking promised: A party without alcohol is just a meeting. Drinking promised: You put the ‘fun’ in functioning alcoholic. Drinking promised: I’m on cloud wine.
Time to cut the bullshit, booze.
The only things that drinking promises are rachet hangovers, crippling anxiety, raging headaches, booty call nightmares, mysterious bruises, liver exhaustion, broken relationships, and a relationship to God that only includes prayers to eliminate the death bed you’re swimming in the morning after. (mic drop).
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